Today at church, the senior pastor is on vacation so the sermon was preached by the new assistant pastor, who is maybe 28 years old. At one point, he mentioned When the Beatles were big in the 60s … 50s maybe … um … whenever. Now I understand that the rule of history is that one generation follows the previous and we each get our chance to preach the word in our time, but if any of you punks wish to stand in a pulpit and comment on something that happened before you were born, you can at least Wiki the freakin thing and get the dates right.

To be fair, this sermon was in the Contemporary service and I was one of exactly four people there who remember seeing the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show. Of course the other three were there because they nodded off during the Traditional service.